"ok sir we understand you're not feeling well is that right? Do you have any children, sickly or otherwise?"
"uh no not yet. One day my wife and I would like to have..
"That's great. Now please hold still while I point this highly radioactive gismo thingy directly at your pelvic region... Ok now let's just put up some big lead shields everywhere so none of that crazy radioactive material gets on anything but your genital area, mmmmkay."
"uhh....ok is it recording now"
"HA! Oh god no! I'll be safely behind that lead lined shield over there when I take the X-Ray, now turn a little more to the left so we can get all of your junk in the pic... That's it. Hey Jim... JIM! He asked if this thing was running just now. (chuckle) "
"Ha Ha Ha...(Barely Audible Mumble) Yeah like you'd be standing right there when that thing mumble mumble...." (as he walks down the hall carrying a clipboard)
"What'd he say?!! WHAT'D HE SAY?!!! Is this thing safe?!!!..."
"Oh Yes, it's probably very safe. Ok hold still... Three... Two... One... and.... Sterile! Perfect the doctor will be pleased. You're done. You can take off your humiliation gown that opens in the back and get dressed. Now that will just be a lot of money up front whenever you're ready...Mmmkay"
Yeah. I don't know if my tadpoles were swimming before this event, but I'm fairly certain that now it's like a microscopic nuclear holocaust. Burned buildings smoldering everywhere, concrete reinforced elevator shafts with nothing attached still on fire, the remaining survivors are just twitching, stunned, crying out for help but none will come... Just wondering what the hell just happened. But there's still that one Sperm trying to form a resistance...
"Get up... We must fight!!! We must rebuild! We give them life and they only know how to destroy it. Damn their technology. Stand and fight with me brothers... We will fight this XRAY together..."
"but what can we do against such weapons of destruction... Don't you see? It's the end times our prophets have long predicted... I can't believe it (loud wail). Everyone, dead, so much destruction...! Why God!? Oh the SPERMANITY...!"
The following rebuttal included the most moving and glorious speech ever given in the history of all speeches anywhere, but I won't bore you with that. I'm just saying, X-Rays are weird...
